notspying:

Summoning the ogrelord


fornicake

notspying:

Summoning the ogrelord

fornicake

(Source: amart, via legit-humour)

@3 days ago with 35961 notes
@5 days ago with 182255 notes

jaredmayfire:

If we’re dating I will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself

fornicake

(Source: jaredsmonologue, via fornicake)

@1 week ago with 284319 notes

almondjelli:

salnolatte:

ALRIGHTY, KIDDOS! IT IS GIVEAWAY TIME BECAUSE I FINALLY GOT 100 FOLLOWERS AFTER BEING ON HERE FOR ALMOST THREE YEARS AND BECAUSE IM OPENING A WEBSTORE CALLED CTHULHU’S ORPHANAGE ON STORENVY SOON.
WHAT’S THE PRIZE?
A 7-8FT. LONG SQUID OF ANY COLOR YOU SEE IN THE LAST PHOTO TO SATISFY YOUR TENTACLE NEEDS.
HELL. YEAH. SON.
REBLOG. LIKE. WHATEVER.
I WILL PICK A WINNER ON JULY 16 USING A RANDOMIZER.
THIS IS FOR USA ONLY BECAUSE SHIPPING IS EXPENSIVE. I AM SORRY ABOUT THAT.

IM SORRY BUT DID YOU SAY GIANT SQUID PLUSH? I WILL PURCHASE.

@1 week ago with 7822 notes

communistbakery:

when she say go deeper but u all out of dickimage

(Source: communistbakery, via legit-humour)

@1 week ago with 106497 notes
kevinthepro:

I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. 
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.
Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.
IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.
I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.
I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…


Whoa

kevinthepro:

I JUST UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE CHUM BUCKET IS ON SPONGEBOB. 

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. I JUST REALIZED.

Chum is something that fisherman use as bait…it’s chopped up fish parts.

IT’S A CANNIBAL RESTAURANT. THAT’S WHY NOBODY GOES THERE.

I’M HAVING REVELATIONS OVER HERE.

I feel like I just discovered Davinci’s code or something, this really isn’t that important, but, the people need to know…

Whoa

(via ruinedchildhood)

@4 days ago with 156213 notes
goldenclitoris:

girl im just tryna get in ur bikini bottom

goldenclitoris:

girl im just tryna get in ur bikini bottom

(Source: tw0deadboys, via ruinedchildhood)

@6 days ago with 86150 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

[via]
@1 week ago with 12980 notes

supnoah:

do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute

(via ruinedchildhood)

@1 week ago with 47272 notes
mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

(Source: ldrsociety, via carbonbitch)

@2 weeks ago with 409945 notes